Doktora and Popa
Chalga
LYRICS
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And they bent down, I’m telling you some Serbian singers
on the screens and on the stage shaking tits
Cathy, Cathy she’s my favorite,
It doesn’t matter that she is a stupid incompetent mermaid
I want to fuck her to fuck her and hug her,
but if I hear her sing I will vomit
You know what it was, I guess not to refuse
with a duet in bed I to fry her from behind,
and then a rehearsal and as it is understood
with the microphone in her mouth she will train well
Chorus:
I am a hazelnut crusher and I love a big branch
Today I fucked with a donkey, and tomorrow I want an elephant
As a tripper I am free and I fly from cap to cap
I both have fun and make money some lev
I both have fun and make some lev
Baba petra baba petra
With a hole between the teeth for two meters
Egati egati the old goalkeeper
dresses like a country girl uruspiya
She looks like a super predatory hyena to me
But she’s just some stupid old whore blushing
She must think she’s a terrible gimmick
to make her look sexy in front of us pensioner
Look - KON! Or maybe a mare?
No, this is Mira - the crocodile
Mother, I’m going to fall! What is this animal?
Not only is it dumb, it’s ugly!
There’s a gap of twenty cents between her hips
And with this ugly face she looks like a crane
And her teeth are crooked - she’s a vampire!
And her ass is huge, like a TIR trailer
Chorus:
I’m a hazelnut crusher and I love a big branch
Today I was fucking with a donkey, and for tomorrow I want an elephant
As a tripper I am free and I fly from cap to cap
I both have fun and make some money
I have fun and I make some money
Can you tell me who this singer is
Who has aah the most pervasive mouth
and besides, without shame in front of all rap fans
we can have our hurki at once to swallow
Of course I know - this is how Luna,
with the cool ass I want to stretch
She is one hundred percent whore, there is no doubt
Where you want you can fuck her without restriction
You’ll hardly find bigger incompetents
than those four poop - I’m talking about the panthers
I’m just wondering - how come they don’t am
they on the Bulgarian chalga have the biggest blades
I turn on the TV and watch -Oh, a picture!
on which the cool ass is shaking - Raspberry
And I immediately It is clear that this shiny singer
has recorded an album, as she has burst into flames
An audition is being held at which the candidates
play separately with the duck committee
and which turns out to be the most beautiful and obedient
For money and fame a contract will be hugged
She couldn’t sing that where is the trouble here?
You succeed in this business by raising your legs!
If you also have the gift to play strong whistles,
you will walk the path to success quickly.
Maybe in the studio Payner the boss had an orgy,
he was fine as a fucker, and even how Gloria
And the president of Ara will all shake them,
starting with Condio and ending with Cathy fucking!
Chorus:
I’m a hazelnut crusher and I love a big branch
Today I fucked with a donkey, and for tomorrow I want an elephant
Like tripper I’m free and I fly from cap to cap
I both have fun and make some money
I have fun and I make some money